the green tea placebo effect :: thats funny

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .



Doctor: "What happened?"



Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."



Doctor:"I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of green tea and start swirling it in your mouth. Don't drink it, just swirl it around and around".



.........2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.



Woman:" Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with green tea and he never touched me."



Doctor:" You see how keeping your mouth shut is such a good idea !!!"

I AM LOST nice story

A man hated his wifes cat & he decided 2 get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home & dropped d cat there. However d cat was already waking up d driveway when he approached his home.
The next day he decided 2 drop e cat 40 block away bt d same thing happened.
He kept increasing d no. Of block bt d cat kept coming home B4 him.
At last he decided 2 drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past d bridge, then right again &another right & so on until he reached what he thought was perfect spot & dropped d cat there.
An hour later... The man calls his wife at home & asks her "Jen is d cat their?"
"yes, y do u ask?" asked his wife.
Frustrated d man said,"put that damn cat on d phone, i am lost & i need direction to reach home!!!

 MORAL: How much ever we dislike somebody someday we might need their assistance.

Best PJ (poor joke)

I love 2 walk in rain ..coz dan no1 can see me tearz(Charlie Chaplan)I love 2 walk in fog coz dan no1 can see i m smoking