Deadly PJs

1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??

Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )








Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI

Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)









Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of
pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? :-)

Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener










Q4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?


Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai!









Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?

Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!










Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho....... ........


Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).







Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?


Ans:- adidas







Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv
falls into the well. Why ?


Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!







Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.

Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!







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Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??

Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans - D'cold













Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is
quite simple..

Ans:- D'Cold again kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi













Q11. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the. Bus aayi -
Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?


Ans:- Because Mayuri 'can - go'.













Ek aur..










Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe













Q13. kamal ,vimal do bhai the,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai
vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why???


Ans :- Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!













aur chhaiye...theek hai










Q15. Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the... bus aai
aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata Qyo???


Ans :- Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha













aakhri sawaal ....













Q16. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the...bus aai aur Pran
chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata Qyo???



Ans :- pran jaye per bacchan na jaye