Whether a man winds up with a nest egg,
or a goose egg, depends a lot on
the kind of chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts when
a man gets so busy earnin' his salt
that he forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better,
or for worse, but not for good.
When a man marries a woman,
they become one; but the trouble starts
when they try to decide which one.
If a man has enough horse sense
to treat his wife like a thoroughbred,
she will never turn into an old nag.
On anniversaries, the wise husband
always forgets the past -
but never the present.
A foolish husband says to his wife,
"Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin'
and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna "work"."
Many girls like to marry a military man -
he can cook, sew, and make beds
and is in good health,
and he's already used to taking orders.
Eventually you will reach a point when
you stop lying about your age and
start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know "why" I look
this way. I've traveled a long way and some
of the roads weren't paved.
How old would you be if you didn't
know how old you are?
You know you are getting old, when
everything either dries up or leaks.
Old age is when former classmates are
so gray and wrinkled and bald,
they don't recognize you.
Have a GREAT day........
and keep Laughing!
It's good for the soul.
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