JOKE

Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. God asks all of them, 'When you are lying there after the accident and friends and family are mourning and crying, what would you have liked to hear them say about you?'

The first guy says, 'I would liked to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man.'

The second guy says, 'I would have liked to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.'

The last guy, a sardarji replies after much thought, 'I would have liked to hear them say... LOOK, HE'S MOVING!'







A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea-captain.

'What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?'

'Throw out an anchor, sir.'

'What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?'

'Throw out another anchor, sir.'

'And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do?'

'Throw out another anchor.'

'Hold on,' said the Captain, 'where are you getting all your anchors from?'

'From the same place you're getting your storms, sir.'